SkunkTracker

Imagine my surprise when I was unable to track my pet skunks. Petunia and Pepe Le Pew. I was in a kerfuffle, to be sure! Then, I considered 'what if they were on boats?' Sadly this would track the boats well enough but not the skunks on the boats. More skunks are lost each year and go dishearteningly untracked because of a dearth of skunk tracking software. It's saddening, really it is. I can only hope that one day the world will see the folly of not tracking skunks and call out, in a deep basso voice (because that's the voice the world always uses) from the foggy gloom of repentance 'Yes! We will heed the need and track the skunks!'. Perhaps an online petition will help! Go ye to all 5 corners of the web and bring forth such a wonder of crowd re-sourcing!

Imagine my surprise when I was unable to track my pet skunks. Petunia and Pepe Le Pew. I was in a kerfuffle, to be sure! Then, I considered 'what if they were on boats?' Sadly this would track the boats well enough but not the skunks on the boats. More skunks are lost each year and go dishearteningly untracked because of a dearth of skunk tracking software. It's saddening, really it is. I can only hope that one day the world will see the folly of not tracking skunks and call out, in a deep basso voice (because that's the voice the world always uses) from the foggy gloom of repentance 'Yes! We will heed the need and track the skunks!'. Perhaps an online petition will help! Go ye to all 5 corners of the web and bring forth such a wonder of crowd re-sourcing!