Patent Blaster

Patent Blaster gives you the freedom to: explode patents, freeze patents, set patents on fire, and dissolve them in acid. But, they will fight back! A sidescrolling shooter inspired by the awfulness of patent illustrations.

• Fight with randomized creatures based on bad patent art.
• Acquire items and weapons with names fresh off Wikipedia.
• Burn, freeze, dissolve or just shoot your opponents.
• Beware of revenants, thieves, exploders, birthers, and more.