gives you the freedom to: explode patents, freeze patents, set patents on fire, and dissolve them in acid. But, they will fight back! A sidescrolling shooter inspired by the awfulness of patent illustrations.
- Fight with randomized creatures based on bad patent art.
- Acquire items and weapons with names fresh off Wikipedia.
- Burn, freeze, dissolve or just shoot your opponents.
- Beware of revenants, thieves, exploders, birthers, and more.