A pointless 'game', apparently made more as a joke than anything else. Gameplay consists of clicking on a cartoony tank and selecting 'Repair Tank' and waiting for half a minute while a progress bar fills up, then doing it again and again. But be sure to click 'Toilet Break' before the bladder meter fills up!

Excellent simulator, mostly mirrors my own experience. Having initially served as a German Eichenreepairglitchenveldar, and later been captured and set to work on American armour, I can safely say that both play modes are indeed accurate. I still have nightmares from the pre-beta, before the parental settings locked out the mini-game about cleaning out the previous tank crew. The mule provided in-game to pull a new track onto the main sprocket is a little more ornery than I recall, but I guess you kids have to embellish a little for good gameplay. One other point - Multitouch support for multi-head welding (the only way to get a reliable puddle on German panzers) would be appreciated in a future release. This game brings up painful memories of the worst years of my life, but you kids need to learn what life was like under the Führer, and to appreciate how good you have it playing the American campaign.