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Desktop Cigarette is the acme of useless junk. Its an animated ashtray and cigarette for your dock. Now with 4 different ashtrays, butt collection, and better looking smoke! Now Fully Leopard Compatible!

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Version 1.0.1:
  • Now fully Mac OS X 10.5 compatible!


Mac OS X 10.3 or later

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Dana Sutton Member IconComment+667
Dana Sutton

Somehow this reminds me of the woman who allegedly called Apple support to complain that her Mac's cup holder was broken. Turned out that she thought that's what her optical drive was for.

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Version 1.0.1
Ilovemymac Member IconComment+48

If you install this, your Mac will get cancer and die!

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Version 1.0.1

I was under the impression that all computers contain carcinogens already.

mcdan333 Member IconComment+2

Good stuff. If you ever get to the Computer History Musuem in Mountain View, CA, don't miss the cold war era radar console with the REAL built-in ashtray! Now I can play virtual cold warrior in my own living room, keeping the world safe for democracy!

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Version 1.0.1
kobalt Member IconComment+463

I'd like to see a hookah option and perhaps a Sherlock Holmes pipe.

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Version 1.0
aljuk Member IconComment+69

Is there a joint / roach option for those of us whose smoking doesn't involve tobacco?

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Version 1.0
virtualruffy Member IconComment+211

Well how about adding coughing sounds to randomly go along with it.
-smoke rings too and other shapes. Everybody knows that relative that can practically puff out a giraffe...

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Version 1.0
Mojiferous Industries (Developer) Member IconDev+0
Mojiferous Industries (Developer)

Hey Thanks! That makes me feel a little better...

--Admiral Mojiferous J. Colossus

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Version .9
Lucky Louie Member IconReview+0
Lucky Louie

Perhaps the greatest software of all-time. Pure genius and does exactly what it claims to do!

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Version .9
croweater downunder Member IconComment+0
croweater downunder

And i thought only Windows inspired such frivolity!
I'm making the transition from Windows PC to the world of iMac & obviously have a lot to learn...good to see that humour survives here, the planet needs it!

So what if the graphics aren't the greatest? It's only a bit of fun so just enjoy...it's certainly a much cleaner way to indulge in the wicked habit & the environment will appreciate it.


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Version .9
mark.anderson Member IconReview+9

Let's see...

Poor graphics, stupid idea & bad implementation all while promoting one of the worst habits ever.

I weep for the future.

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Version .9
Mojiferous Industries (Developer)

Thank you for your comments, but please re-read the post and the readme, as I comment on the poor quality of the graphics, the half-baked implementation, and the fact that I made the program in a grand total of three hours... I am open to suggestions on how to improve Desktop Cigarette in any way possible! I also didn't realize that poor code and smoking were such dangerous things...

Thank you!
--Admiral Colossus


Lack of a sense of humour, poor attitude, over serious and whiny. Get a life for pity's sake. It's just a frivolous little waste of space - If you don't like it then I'm sure you can find something more stoney faced to do.

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Version Downloads 2,206
License Free
Date 21 Nov 2007
Platform OS X / PPC 32 / Intel 32
Price Free
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