Bongo Bob is the original digital sage who has been spreading his zany, offbeat, and otherwise meaningful pearls of wisdom to computer users around the world for over 16 years.
Who could forget such memorable sayings like:
- "Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."
- "Congratulations! Next Friday, at 3:15 P.M., you will be attacked by six Samurai sword wielding purple fish, glued to motorcycles."
- "If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway."
- "The journey of 1000 miles begins with a cash advance."
- "Earth has boundaries, but human stupidity is boundless."