Is your iChat partner getting on your nerves? Talking too much? OMG! Change yourself into a Pong video game and drop the hint that a real conversation, like Pong, is best enjoyed with equal airtime.
Do you long for the days when VHS playback meant a smeared picture? Reminisce no more, VHS is back -- in full force! We've even included a green hue for that old TV set in the garage that dad plans to repair some day.
Parental unit TXT-ing moratorium ? LOL. Remind them of those halcyon days when they were freedom chillin at Haight-Ashbury. How? With a quick flower-child snapshot or a polaroid.
So much fun it comes with a warning on the label: "May cause compulsion to grow seventies sideburns."