Desktop Cigarette
Desktop Cigarette
1.0.1

3.0

Desktop Cigarette free download for Mac

Desktop Cigarette

1.0.1
22 November 2007

Animated ashtray and cigarette for your Dock.

Overview

Desktop Cigarette is the acme of useless junk. Its an animated ashtray and cigarette for your dock. Now with 4 different ashtrays, butt collection, and better looking smoke! Now Fully Leopard Compatible!

What's new in Desktop Cigarette

Version 1.0.1:
  • Now fully Mac OS X 10.5 compatible!

13 Desktop Cigarette Reviews

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iGaucho
13 March 2007

Most helpful

Just one question: why?
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Version .9
Dana-Sutton
31 March 2008
Somehow this reminds me of the woman who allegedly called Apple support to complain that her Mac's cup holder was broken. Turned out that she thought that's what her optical drive was for.
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Version 1.0.1
Ilovemymac
22 November 2007
If you install this, your Mac will get cancer and die!
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Version 1.0.1
1 answer(s)
MacUpdate-Lon
MacUpdate-Lon
22 November 2007
I was under the impression that all computers contain carcinogens already.
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Version 1.0.1
Mcdan333
22 November 2007
Good stuff. If you ever get to the Computer History Musuem in Mountain View, CA, don't miss the cold war era radar console with the REAL built-in ashtray! Now I can play virtual cold warrior in my own living room, keeping the world safe for democracy!
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Version 1.0.1
Kobalt
25 October 2007
I'd like to see a hookah option and perhaps a Sherlock Holmes pipe.
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Version 1.0
Aljuk
25 October 2007
Is there a joint / roach option for those of us whose smoking doesn't involve tobacco?
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Version 1.0
Virtualruffy
25 October 2007
Well how about adding coughing sounds to randomly go along with it. -smoke rings too and other shapes. Everybody knows that relative that can practically puff out a giraffe...
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Version 1.0
Mojiferous
24 March 2007
Hey Thanks! That makes me feel a little better... --Admiral Mojiferous J. Colossus
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Version .9
Lucky-Louie
23 March 2007
Perhaps the greatest software of all-time. Pure genius and does exactly what it claims to do!
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Version .9
Croweater-Downunder
19 March 2007
And i thought only Windows inspired such frivolity! I'm making the transition from Windows PC to the world of iMac & obviously have a lot to learn...good to see that humour survives here, the planet needs it! So what if the graphics aren't the greatest? It's only a bit of fun so just enjoy...it's certainly a much cleaner way to indulge in the wicked habit & the environment will appreciate it. Cheers!
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Version .9
Mark-anderson
14 March 2007
Let's see... Poor graphics, stupid idea & bad implementation all while promoting one of the worst habits ever. I weep for the future.
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Version .9
2 answer(s)
Mojiferous
Mojiferous
15 March 2007
Thank you for your comments, but please re-read the post and the readme, as I comment on the poor quality of the graphics, the half-baked implementation, and the fact that I made the program in a grand total of three hours... I am open to suggestions on how to improve Desktop Cigarette in any way possible! I also didn't realize that poor code and smoking were such dangerous things... Thank you! --Admiral Colossus
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Version .9
Macnerd1984
Macnerd1984
20 March 2007
Lack of a sense of humour, poor attitude, over serious and whiny. Get a life for pity's sake. It's just a frivolous little waste of space - If you don't like it then I'm sure you can find something more stoney faced to do.
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Version .9
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3.0

App requirements: 
  • Intel 32
  • PPC 32
  • Mac OS X 10.3.9 or later
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