Desktop Cigarette
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Animated ashtray and cigarette for your Dock.   Free
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Desktop Cigarette is the acme of useless junk. Its an animated ashtray and cigarette for your dock. Now with 4 different ashtrays, butt collection, and better looking smoke! Now Fully Leopard Compatible!
What's New
Version 1.0.1:
  • Now fully Mac OS X 10.5 compatible!
Intel/PPC, Mac OS X 10.3 or later

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ver. 1.x:
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Dana Sutton commented on 31 Mar 2008
Somehow this reminds me of the woman who allegedly called Apple support to complain that her Mac's cup holder was broken. Turned out that she thought that's what her optical drive was for.
[Version 1.0.1]


Ilovemymac commented on 21 Nov 2007
If you install this, your Mac will get cancer and die!
[Version 1.0.1]

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MacUpdate-Lon replied on 21 Nov 2007
I was under the impression that all computers contain carcinogens already.

mcdan333 commented on 21 Nov 2007
Good stuff. If you ever get to the Computer History Musuem in Mountain View, CA, don't miss the cold war era radar console with the REAL built-in ashtray! Now I can play virtual cold warrior in my own living room, keeping the world safe for democracy!
[Version 1.0.1]


kobalt commented on 25 Oct 2007
I'd like to see a hookah option and perhaps a Sherlock Holmes pipe.
[Version 1.0]


aljuk commented on 25 Oct 2007
Is there a joint / roach option for those of us whose smoking doesn't involve tobacco?
[Version 1.0]


virtualruffy commented on 25 Oct 2007
Well how about adding coughing sounds to randomly go along with it.
-smoke rings too and other shapes. Everybody knows that relative that can practically puff out a giraffe...
[Version 1.0]


WGibson648 tipped on 25 Oct 2007
In a subsequent version, is there any thought to having an option of cigars rather than cigarettes?
[Version 1.0]

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Mojiferous Industries (developer) replied on 25 Oct 2007
1. I think a cigar and a joint would be awesome! In fact I will add them soon!
2. As for Smoke rings... I'll try and see if they look okay- unfortunately they would have to come from off-screen and not from the ashtray area... making it look realistic may be a little difficult.
3. I never added any kinds of sounds to Desktop Cigarette because I always figured it would make the program too bothersome... although if you really want them email me...
Mojiferous Industries (developer) commented on 23 Mar 2007
Hey Thanks! That makes me feel a little better...

--Admiral Mojiferous J. Colossus
[Version .9]


Lucky Louie reviewed on 23 Mar 2007
Perhaps the greatest software of all-time. Pure genius and does exactly what it claims to do!
[Version .9]

croweater downunder commented on 18 Mar 2007
And i thought only Windows inspired such frivolity!
I'm making the transition from Windows PC to the world of iMac & obviously have a lot to learn...good to see that humour survives here, the planet needs it!

So what if the graphics aren't the greatest? It's only a bit of fun so just's certainly a much cleaner way to indulge in the wicked habit & the environment will appreciate it.

[Version .9]

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Version Downloads:2,200
Type:Utilities : Desktop
Date:21 Nov 2007
Platform:PPC 32 / Intel 32 / OS X
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Desktop Cigarette is the acme of useless junk. Its an animated ashtray and cigarette for your dock. Now with 4 different ashtrays, butt collection, and better looking smoke! Now Fully Leopard Compatible!

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