I can't stand getting those emails from somewhat minor acquaintances that I have to respond to because I don't want to be a jerk but don't really want to respond to at all. It's the "we haven't spoken in a while so I'd thought I'd check in" sort that really bug me. So I built this little application that, with some basic information, can produce a very respectable and meaningful response. It isn't really cheating because what this minor acquaintance is really doing is checking in so your response is just confirming your existence.
What's new in ResponseGenerator
Version 1.1 implements the "recent holiday" parameter for generated messages.