that guy who forgot it was Valentine's day until this morning, then tried to sneak off to the store only to find that they were out of chocolate covered strawberries, and only had some kind of nature food thing with prune paste on it. So he bought it anyway, and a copy of a Sandra Bullock movie, but all they had was Demolition Man. His girl was not impressed, and right now he's wishing he'd just stayed in bed and pretended to be sick.
