Corporate Ipsum Dashboard widget is a Lorem Ipsum generator Peter Gibbons might use in a TPS Report...if he were a graphic designer and had a need for a Lorem Ipsum generator.
The slider sets the amount of jargon that is generated. On the back is an option for the number of sentences per paragraph and an option to break paragraphs using a "p" tag for HTML text.
ERICB Perfect! I get tired of explaining the whole "Lorem Ipsum" thing when I have to use it. Only problem is that now I'm going to have to work hard to convince my more Dilbert-esque clients that this is just filler. On the other hand, maybe it's really profound-- who's to say? Maybe I'll just stick it into a report someday to see what happens...
COLIN DULLAGHAN Ha! This is hilarious! And I, as an ad writer with a couple of pretty corporate clients, will get much use out of it.
Here's a sample of my first generated text:
"Globally actualize synergistic applications without installed base networks. Phosfluorescently procrastinate just in time architectures via web-enabled deliverables."
Dude, I am 98% sure I could sneak that into an annual report or direct-mail postcard and nobody would ever notice. (Version 1.0)