SNOWWHITESICKETTE  This is a very funny prank application. Good for many laughs. I admin all of the Macs at home, so it is very easy to set up for the victim(s). I think it would be a nice feature if once it was installed, it used a name besides Poop Alert. I changed the name of the application, but Activity Monitor still listed "Poop Alert Client" under the victim's running processes. I would prefer more stealth, but it is still a great application. Tip, make sure the victim's volume is on before pooping on him or her.  
(Version 2.0)

FARQUAT  Ah Jes. I tink someting is verwy bad smell. No? Ah jes. Its smells so no good.  
(Version 2.0)

SCHMELDING  FYI: If you have a firewall and you want this to work over TCP/IP, you need to open port 4963.

It rawks. The. Best. App. Ever.  
(Version 2.0)

TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG  Jes, jes...dis is de greatest application I have ever seen.

No, really! Not for you or anyone else to poop on!!!  
(Version 2.0)

MR. PEEPERS THE INSULT COMIC GERBIL  Hmmm.... yes, yes.... this application has it's uses. For instance, almost everyday I find that it is good enough... FOR ME TO POOP ON!  
(Version 2.0)

ANONYMOUS  An excellent application.

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

(okay, someone had to say it)  
(Version 1.0)