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Poop Alerts is a client/server application set that pops up 'Triumph the Insult Comic Dog' (from the Conan O'Brian Show) on a remote computer, and then poops on it. Client runs hidden in the background. Admin connects to client over network. Then Triumph poops on client. 'Nuff said.

What's New

Version 2.0 has been rewritten in Cocoa, this version adds Rendezvous support and provides a list of all locally available clients.


Mac OS X 10.2 or later, Sense of humor.

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Snowwhitesickette Member IconReview+79

This is a very funny prank application. Good for many laughs. I admin all of the Macs at home, so it is very easy to set up for the victim(s). I think it would be a nice feature if once it was installed, it used a name besides Poop Alert. I changed the name of the application, but Activity Monitor still listed "Poop Alert Client" under the victim's running processes. I would prefer more stealth, but it is still a great application. Tip, make sure the victim's volume is on before pooping on him or her.

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Version 2.0
Anonymous Member IconReview

Ah Jes. I tink someting is verwy bad smell. No? Ah jes. Its smells so no good.

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Version 2.0
Schmelding Member IconComment+0

FYI: If you have a firewall and you want this to work over TCP/IP, you need to open port 4963.

It rawks. The. Best. App. Ever.

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Version 2.0

What would be cool is if it supported a protocol, for example you could type in the Safari address bar:


Bam! Instant poop!

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Member IconReview+0
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Jes, jes...dis is de greatest application I have ever seen.

No, really! Not for you or anyone else to poop on!!!

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Version 2.0
Anonymous Member IconReview

Hmmm.... yes, yes.... this application has it's uses. For instance, almost everyday I find that it is good enough... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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Version 2.0
Anonymous Member IconReview

An excellent application.

(okay, someone had to say it)

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Version 1.0
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Current Version (2.x)


Downloads 3,482
Version Downloads 2,040
License Free
Date 06 Nov 2003
Platform OS X / PPC 32
Price Free
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